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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
By Ann Coulter ( Crown Forum )
Release Date: 2007-10-02
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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.
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Product Reviews:
  Ridiculous - This woman is really "out there".  ( ledsk8 )
Read this if you want your mind twisted. And does this woman own anything but black dresses? I do like how well she hides her horns under her hair though.
  Love your spirit Ann ( jlaw503 )
I own all of Ann's books and love them all. I am looking forward to the newest book and have it on pre-order from Amazon. This book, though was my least favorite, but I did enjoy the quotes made by others
  Has she written anything new lately? ( kimwim )
I read this in the library, I wanted to save my money in case it wasn't any different from the other books she's put out. I was smart, it isn't. Same rehash, Dems are stupid and evil, Republicans are the grown-ups. Seriously, Ann, get a grip. You sound like a whinny kid, begging conservatives "look at meeee!". Give it up, go to school, learn how to fix engines or something else worthwhile.
  The truth always hurts! ( rtownern2 )
Well as I scan the review section its amazing that so many people took the time to just hate this book! Its simple really Liberials just can handle the truth .....it just hurts to much.When you live in a world created out half truths and outright lies what shold we expect?
The book is standard Ann really just the truth about Liberials and what they do and how they continue to screw up the country. Heh I was a Liberial too once ...I had no job, I drank and hung out with my buddies who also had no jobs no future no money ...you know the type! Then all of sudden it happens you start use your own mind and thats the weak link in the Communist/Socialist package...when you start earning money and do not want it taken away by some former long hair drunk and ex pot smoker who wants to help the Children you know ....
Well Ann lays it all out and as i said the truth always hurts ....i do wish that instead of one brave woman that we had a majority of people who would speak the truth also ....you know truth it always seems to get in the way of all those great Liberial thoughts and government programs.

So I say read the book and enjoy and I am sure if Ann counted all the negitive reviews on Amazon and looked at her commission checks from her publisher and checked the results she would see that for every one bad review she actually sold no book!

Well Buy it and enjoy ...and remember that " If Democrats Had Any Braina They'd Be Republicans ( real ones not the fools running around D.C. now but real ones....


  She isnt even trying anymore...  ( fromage21 )
Ann Coulter has found a niche of hatred that is causing people to buy books that she didnt even write. She didnt write this book, its got a ton of things other people have done. Like the others said before me, this is a scrapbook. Not only a scrapbook of her previous writings, but of hatred. Remember the slogan "United We Stand, Divided We Fall," well reading stuff like this will melt your brain and cause you to fear and hate what you don't understand. Instead of focusing on how "dumb" liberals are, why don't you educate yourself on their beliefs, so we can all come together and fix this mess that we have made. No more us v. them, how about Americans unite as one!